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If They Didn't Care in Easton, How Could They Care in Klamath Falls?

by East Cackalacky Ascetic Marching Death Band

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Indiana 03:47
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I flew a biplane made of beercans into a mountain of…mashed potatoes I was stranded by the buttery river of Idaho…. No provisions but a bubble gum parachute Gasping for oxygen In A Helium Al-tit-tude Later I met the villagers, they were very frightening They fed me cinnamon brown sugar and told me to make a living So I fell into a pyramid scheme, selling Mary Kay products to the Avon lady (I was desperate, maybe a bit hasty) Chorus: On the way to moon… Of one beautiful face I Dreamed about you and my sweet escape… I called my baby with a tin can and a string at the end She said that she was lonelier than a zoo penguin A marching band of musical saws were on a parade I dashed into the nearest bar for a glass of… lemonade Culinary kamikazes were singing karaoke (to 4:33) Those crazy japs weren’t caring if they sang on key (Whistle downnnn) The audience clapped with only one hand clappppp Yes this was a… completely different land So I commandeered a speed boat named “The Other Wife” And murdered the gingerbread captain with a butter knife Finally, I made it to my destination Yes, home at lasssssst the land of masturbation
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These lyrics are inspired by our experiences in Easton, Pennsylvania and Klamath Falls, Oregon. We are the "neighbors", and when we used to be younger, yes, we were the Thumbhole Hoodie Gang. look out.
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We love you so much we won't let you download these demos until we have better equipment to record the fancy polished versions. But please enjoy a sample of what's to come.

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released December 1, 2010

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