I flew a biplane made of beercans into a mountain of…mashed potatoes
I was stranded by the buttery river of Idaho….
No provisions but a bubble gum parachute
Gasping for oxygen In A Helium Al-tit-tude

Later I met the villagers, they were very frightening
They fed me cinnamon brown sugar and told me to make a living
So I fell into a pyramid scheme, selling Mary Kay products to the Avon lady
(I was desperate, maybe a bit hasty)

Chorus:
On the way to moon…
Of one beautiful face
I Dreamed about you
and my sweet escape…


I called my baby with a tin can and a string at the end
She said that she was lonelier than a zoo penguin
A marching band of musical saws were on a parade
I dashed into the nearest bar for a glass of… lemonade

Culinary kamikazes were singing karaoke (to 4:33)
Those crazy japs weren’t caring if they sang on key (Whistle downnnn)
The audience clapped with only one hand clappppp
Yes this was a… completely different land


So I commandeered a speed boat named “The Other Wife”
And murdered the gingerbread captain with a butter knife
Finally, I made it to my destination
Yes, home at lasssssst the land of masturbation